so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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