plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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