yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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