just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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