Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Randomize