just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
