Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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