just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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