with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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