Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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