id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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