check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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