"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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