I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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