im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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