We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
They have beer where we have blood.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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