We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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