help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
