after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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