Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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