Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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