Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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