Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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