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in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just wanna be euthanized
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My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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