Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i just google imaged poop.
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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