your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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