I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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