she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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