Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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