Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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