well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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