They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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