Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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