Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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