I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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