he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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