Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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