You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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