PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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