I must be too annoying 4 u.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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