my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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