If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
