He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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