You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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