Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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