the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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