So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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