the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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