He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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