He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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