if you like me you must not know who I am
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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