all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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