I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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