I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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