Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Someone shit on the floor
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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