Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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