Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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