Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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