Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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